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Men wanna see women nak*d.
Whatever it is you won't show us that's what we're obsessed with seeing.
If women always wore hats in public, all the time you'd see men buying Playhead magazine you know, Skulls of the Big 10.
This would be what we're interested in.
What about cultures, like in National Geographic where everybody is nak*d? What are men in these cultures trying to look at when the women walk by? How could you have a str/p club there? Woman takes off the necklace and the nose ring, that's it, show's over.
The men are going, "Boy, did you see that little indentation in her lip? I told you, man, this place is hot!"

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KRAMER (moving back to the other side of the booth): You're wasting your life.

GEORGE: I am not! What you call wasting, I call living! I'm living my life!

KRAMER: O.K., like what? No, tell me! Do you have a job?

GEORGE: No.

KRAMER: You got money?

GEORGE: No.

KRAMER: Do you have a woman?

GEORGE: No.

KRAMER: Do you have any prospects?

GEORGE: No.

KRAMER: You got anything on the horizon?

GEORGE: Uh...no.

KRAMER: Do you have any action at all?

GEORGE: No.

KRAMER: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

GEORGE: I like to get the Daily News!

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the great thing about guys is that we can become friends based on almost nothing. Just two guys will just become friends just because they're two guys. That's almost all we need to have in common. 'Cause sports - sports and women - is really all we talk about. If there was no sports and no women the only thing guys would ever say is "So, what's in the refrigerator?"