Jill: How could you possibly enjoy a film like that?
Steve: Because it's got nak*d women in it! Look, I like nak*d women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them; we're born like that! We like nak*d women as soon as we're pulled out of one! Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view! Look, it is the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like nak*d women, stockings, l%sbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond. Because that is what being a boy is, and if you don't like it, darling, join a film collective. Look, I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of that table there, but that does not stop me from wanting to see several thousand more nak*d bottoms before I die, because that's what being a bloke is! When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook!" He said, "Great! Now we can see nak*d bottoms in the dark!" As soon as Caxton invented the printing press, we were using it to make pictures of - hey! - nak*d bottoms! We've turned the internet into an enormous international database of... nak*d bottoms! So, you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms.